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The Day My Face Melted

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Not being the avid gardener, one day, in late fall, I decided to clean out some dead debris in the flower garden along the garage when I felt a sting above my eyebrow. I immediately dropped the dried up debris and noticed a little black and white caterpillar drop down on the sidewalk. Not knowing what stung me, (certainly not a caterpillar lol, must have poked myself with the dried twig?) I decided to give up on my wimpy attempt to clean up the garden. LOL Looking in the mirror, at where I felt the poke, I noticed a small black spot above my left eyebrow, which I flicked to see if it was a splinter. What happened next was like something out of a SciFi movie. I stood there watching the left side of my face melt. It progressively started loosing its structure, down to my mouth. Being a bit grungy from work and concerned about what I just got myself into in the garden, I proceeded to the shower to wash off anything that might have gotten on my skin. I washed my hands and arms pretty t...

Run like a Gazelle - Avoid the old man shuffle!

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Are you looking for speed? Balance? Stability? Do your knees bother you? Hips? Low Back? Plantar Fasciitis? Swollen Ankles? Do you feet hurt? Do your shoes wear out on the outer edge? Do me a favor... March in place (kind of like a soldier). Now look down at your feet. Notice the position your feet. Are they pointing forward? Pointing out 10, 15, 25, 30, 45 degrees, etc? In there lies the secret to a better life. If your feet are pointing any direction other than forward, you need a lesson in how to walk properly. First let's talk about the knee. The knee is a hinge joint and it swings back and forth. The hip however is a ball joint so it can move in many direction. In walking you should only used your hip like a hinge joint. The hip should lift the leg up and down when walking. The big toe pushes your off. When you walk with your feet pointing forward, the muscles of your ankles, knees and hips work in unison to propel your forward with the big toe. I once saw a man r...

Why do "Health Nuts" not look so healthy?

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Are you the "Healthy" one in your group of friends or family?   Do you eat all the right stuff? Religiously take every supplement that is recommended by Dr. Oz? Exercise, consume whole grains and beans, veggies and stay away from junk food etc? Are you almost neurotic about it? Ok, that's me, I can't say I am always vigilant, (UPDATE: nothing against Dr Oz but over the years I have found better results elsewhere). We can all fall into the trap of the double chocolate birthday cake now and then, but in general, I work fairly hard at doing what I believe to be the right thing when it comes to what I eat without driving every waiter or companion crazy. Salad has been my staple when in doubt on any occasion. Some time ago, I found that I chipped my front tooth and have been on a search for resolution ever since. In my journey an observation arose. Over the years I have been posed the question from those "health nuts" which is... I do everything rig...

I'm trying to get pregnant and I have tried everything, even invitro isn't working...

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I've had several people say that to me lately in my practice, as if they hadn't seen all the publicity lately about how great Acupuncture is for Infertility, so I wanted to put more coverage out there for all those couples who still haven't heard. There are several advantages to using Oriental Medicine as an approach to assist fertility. The benefits of Acupuncture and Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) in treatment for the infertile couple can be found in early Chinese medical literature dating back to the 11AD. Not only do these techniques assist in regulating the menstrual cycle and invigorating the sperm, but they also serve to enhance the function of the whole body. And nothing so invasive as Invitro, but if you decide to go the Invitro route, there is significant evidence that Acupuncture increases the ability to get pregnant. Feel free to reach out by text with your name and question / health concern if you think I can help you...Check out my  Testimonial Page . Bala...

Migraine Headaches - there are solutions

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Migraine Headaches - seems everyone is getting them lately, at least I have been hearing about it lately, more then ever... I was plagued with Migraines for years. My mother had Migraines also. In those days, no one knew what they were and they were thinking to have her put in a care facility. She had to give up her job at the time because, they were so debilitating and she couldn't function. Some nice doctor found info on the subject and gave her caffeine pills, which worked for a while but basically, they told her she had to learn to reduce her stress. (a little tough with a full time job, and 4 kids running around the house, she was quite the super-mom). I started getting Migraines  when I went away to college, once they came on, it was 3 days before I was normal again (actually on the 3rd day I was almost euphoric, I thought from the relief). Now, I feel like I know so much about Migraine Headaches it is ridiculous! And I am always looking for more info to add (must be my A-typ...

Acupuncture Demonstrations

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I am finding that people, in general, are a bit mystified by Acupuncture. They are not sure what it really is, what it does, if it hurts (or how it can be possible that it does not hurt, since the word "needles" are involved) and have never experience it or even know how to find someone who does it. Basically, I find, people never start looking for Acupuncture, until they have tried everything else. Which is why I started offering Acupuncture Demonstrations to small groups in the area: to spread the word, so to speak. Acupuncture is so good for so many things, it is my hope that people will consider Acupuncture and Chinese Medicine  before  considering prescription drugs. The "Less is More" approach. Feel free to reach out by text with your name and question / health concern if you think I can help you...Check out my  Testimonial Page . Balance is everything! HealthyHumanOnline... Patricia J Ahner, AP, LAc, LMT, L.Esth., Reiki Master Acupuncturist, NeuroMuscular Th...

How to get health and healing education included in global healthcare?

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I have a dream, and I apologize as maybe it is a bit political but, I think it is necessary to speak up, and time for a change. With all the talk about a  Global Health Care System  and the great possibility that it will be implemented in the next presidential term on some level, I would like to suggest that a program be included to  re-educate the population  starting at the  grades school level  about  health and healing . Many of us in the Alternative health care fields have long-known that the  prescription drug companies run the health care world  and some of us believe they highly influence the physicians that prescribe their drugs. Not to say there is no place for prescription drugs, but I am fairly certain that we as a nation, are over medicated. Acupuncture for example, even though it has been around, in different areas of the world, for thousands of years, and there is a multitude of research to prove its clinical effectiveness in o...